ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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