it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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