is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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