You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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