Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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