Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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