I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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