Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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