We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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