The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I understand Curling. That high.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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