Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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