DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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