WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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