TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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