16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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