Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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