And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Just puked most of my soul out..
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