Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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