And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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