Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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