Kiss
Puke
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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