i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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