i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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