Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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