Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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