so explain again why im purple
no
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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