Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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