I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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