just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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