you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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