Yo dont text me then not text me
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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