just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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