worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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