my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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