i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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