i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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