Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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