I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Houston, we have a squirter
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Cover your peen. We're going out.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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