With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Randomize
