just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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