Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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