i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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