Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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