We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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