Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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