D3 body, D1 cock
I wish my penis had an off switch
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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