okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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