He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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