SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Farmville is her only friend.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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