My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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