i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
